There are no kids in this house,

and there never will be. At least not while I'm in it.

Its not sad. More of a relief.

I used to tell myself I didn't like kids. But I do.

Then I used to say I couldn't be a dad. Maybe I could.

I don't really care about the dad part - its the lifestyle I'm not cut out for.

I like quiet too much (and expensive ties).

I don't want to drive my SUV to costco on Sundays...

Its just not me; I aim to travel the world.

A friend in the inner circle called and told me she was pregnant.

I was ecstatic.

I have more fun watching my friends have kids than almost anything.

Marriages...jobs....divorce... thats all just routine stuff

(Don't tell anyone but I do get excited about divorce).

I thought this stuff was all going to be so foreign when I was young but it seems like more of the same shit really...

I want the different shit.